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"t4 8,y didn't tell u we 7 go+ to h a te/60 %\t$ ,neil1 :o we call ! nude kid ev5 ?\< he we>s clo!s4 ,"eybody 0 fr1k+ \6 ,x 0 l we j he>d ! news t a meteor 0 ab to de/roy ! e>?4"9 ,well1 .1alm "eybody 0 fr1k+ \4 8,i .1love te/s60 sd ,&rea ,"y1 ? annoy+ girl ) curly br[n hair4 8,me too60 sd h] crybaby fr ,emily1 :o agrees ) "ey?+ ,&rea says4 8,te/s >e fun60 "333333 "9,hey1 if t happ5$1 we wdn't h to take any m te/s6 ------------------------------------#d ,^? two probably /udy = te/s :5 !y cd 2 wat*+ ,,tv or play+ video a#d games & hav+ fun4 ,:at is _! problem8 8,relax60 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,e /ud5t 9 ! /ate is tak+ ? te/ td4 ,y don't h to /udy = x4 ,! ,bo>d ( ,$uca;n j wants to f9d \ h[ m* y "k40 ------------------------------------#e 8,i'm bor$ ( $uca;n10 ,i ann\nc$4 ,mr4 ,granite walk$ >.d ! room & put a %eet ( pap] on ea* ( \r desks,-face d[n4 8,d y all h a numb] two p5cil80 he ask$4 ,we all />t$ gi7l+ 2c ,mr4 ,granite sd 8numb] two40 ,"eybody "ks :at 8numb] two0 m1ns1 & x doesn't h any?+ to d ) p5cils4 ,!y %d r1lly use a di6]5t numb] = p5cils s kids wdn't 3fuse !m ) ! o!r numb] two4 8,take yr "t10 ,mr4 ,granite told u4 8,^! >e "qs e ,am]ican %d 2 able to answ]4 ,9 fact1 _m ( ------------------------------------#f ^! "qs >e giv5 to p :o want to 2come citiz5s ( \r c.try40 #c 8,:at if ,i don't "k ! a#f answ]s80 ,i ask$4 8,don't worry1 ,a4,j410 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,? te/ w 2 a piece ( cake40 ,x didn't look l a piece ( cake to .1me4 ,x look$ l a piece ( .1pap]4 ,:at did cake h to d ) tak+ a te/ anyway8 ,hey maybe we 7 go+ to get cake af we f9i%$ tak+ ! te/6 8,:5 ,i say ,g1 turn ov] yr te/ %eet10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,r1dy 444 set 444 ,,g60 ------------------------------------#g #b ,a ,piece ( ,cake ,i turn$ ov] my te/ %eet & look$ at ! "qs4 ,"! 7 f\rte5 ( !m4 ,! top l9e sd we _h to fill 9 ! blanks4 ,i gra2$ my p5cil4 ^7#a4 ,:o 0 ! f/ presid5t8^' ,well1 t 0 easy4 ,i wrote d[n ! answ],-@1,abraham @1,l9coln4 a#g ,next6 ------------------------------------#h ^7#b4 ,:at is ! #dth ( ,july8^' ,any dumbh1d "ks t4 ,i figur$ x _h to 2 a trick "q1 l 8,:at color is ! ,:ite ,h\se80 ,i wrote d[n ! answ],- @7,x's ! #dth "d 9 ,july4@' ,hey1 ? te/ wasn't go+ to 2 s h>d af all4 ^7#c4 ,": 0 ! ,decl>a;n ( ,9dep5d;e sign$8^' ,hmmm4 ,i _h to ?9k ab t "o = a m9ute4 ,i've se5 my mom & dad sign 3tracts & /uff at home4 ,i wrote,- @7,at ! bottom4@' ------------------------------------#i ^7#d4 ,c y "n ! ?irte5 orig9al colonies8^' ,t 0 simple4 ,i wrote,-@7,yes1 ,i c4@' ^7#e4 ,:at >e ! ?ree bran*es ( \r gov]n;t8^' ,i wasn't sure ab ? "o4 ,mr4 ,granite once told u ab ?ree #e "s?+s1 ,i rememb]$1 s ,i wrote a#i !m d[n,-@7,! ,n9a1 ! ,p9ta1 & ! ,santa ,m>ia4@' ^7#f4 ,": does fre$om ( spee* come f8^' ,any dumbh1d "ks t4 ,i wrote,-@1,yr @1m\?4 ^7#g4 ,"n "o b5efit ( 2+ a citiz5 ( ! ,unit$ ,/ates4^' ,hmmm1 "! >e lots ( gd ?+s ab \r c.try4 ,b "! 0 only -----------------------------------#aj room = "o answ]1 s ,i wrote,-@1,c&y4 ^7#h4 ,:o did we fiy ,w>8^' ,i _h no idea :o we f"\ 9 ! ,revolu;n>y ,w>4 ,i look$ >.d to see if ,i cd copy ! answ] f "sbody else4 ,ll ,miss ,"k-,x-,all 0 sitt+ 9 -----------------------------------#aa front ( me1 & %e "ks "ey?+4 8.1,pssss/60 ,i :isp]$ to ,&rea4 8,:o did we fiy ,w>80 8,i'm n tell+10 ,&rea :isp]$ back4 8,t wd 2 *1t+1 ,>lo60 ,%e calls me by my r1l "n 2c a#aa %e "ks ,i don't l x4 ,i l1n$ ov] to ,ryan1 :o 0 sitt+ next to me4 8.1,pssss/6 ,:o did we fiy ,w>80 8,! ,galactic ,empire10 ,ryan :isp]$ to me4 ,ryan "ks j ab "ey?+ "! is to "k ab .1,/> .1,w>s1 s he _h to 2 "r4 ,i wrote d[n,-@7,! ,galactic ,empire4@' 8,no talk+1 pl1se60 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 ^7#i4 ,:o 2comes presid5t ( ! ,unit$ -----------------------------------#ab ,/ates if ! presid5t %d die8^' ,easy6 ,i wrote,-@1,*uck @1,norris4 ^7#aj4 ,:o makes ! laws 9 ! ,unit$ ,/ates8^' ,ag1 ,i wrote,-@1,*uck @1,norris4 ,i 0 alm f9i%$ ) ! te/4 ^7#aa4 ,:o sd1 8,give me lib]ty or give me d1?08^' ,i l1n$ ov] to ,alexia1 :o 0 sitt+ on my o!r side4 8.1,pssss/60 ,i :isp]$4 8,:o #g sd1 ,8,give me lib]ty or give a#ab me d1?,080 8,h5ry10 ,alexia :isp]$4 8,h5ry :o80 8,patrick10 ,alexia :isp]$4 8,well1 : is x10 ,i ask$ h]4 8,h5ry or ,patrick80 -----------------------------------#ac 8,bo?60 %e :isp]$4 8,no talk+1 pl1se60 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 ,i wrote,-@7,h5ry & ,patrick4@' ^7#ab4 ,:at >e ! duties ( ,3gress8^' ,i gi7l$1 2c 8duties0 s.ds j -----------------------------------#ad l 8doodies10 & we're n suppos$ to talk ab t 9 s*ool4 ,b all ,i cd ?9k ab 0 a bun* ( politicians sitt+ on toilet b[ls4 ,i wasn't sure :at to write1 s ,i j put d[n,-@1numb] @1two4 ^7#ac4 ,:o 9v5t$ ! lid ( a#ad anybody "nd ,bob ,li.d & collect$ \r pap]s4 -----------------------------------#af 8,n[1 t wasn't s bad1 0 x80 he ask$4 8,x 0 a piece ( cake10 ,&rea ann\nc$4 #i ,:y is "eybody alw talk+ ab a#af cake8 ,& :y c't a truck full ( cakes fall on ,&rea's h1d8"9 "333333 "9,hey1 ":'s ,dr4 ,ni*olas8 ,i ?"\ ? book 0 suppos$ to 2 ab ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 ,i want my m"oy back6 -----------------------------------#ag #c ,bad ,news ,af a few "ds we all =got ab t dumb te/4 ,life w5t on4 ,&rea 0 annoy+1 z usual4 ,i _h a ,pee ,wee football game1 & my t1m won4 ,ryan _h 8 bir?"d1 & 8 mom br"\ 9 br[nies = ! :ole class4 ,a week lat] ,mr4 ,granite 0 try+ to -----------------------------------#ah t1* u ma? :5 an ann\nce;t came ov] ! l\dsp1k]4 8,all classes pl1se report to ! all-purpose room = an assembly40 8,n ag60 yell$ ,mr4 ,granite4 ,e "t he tries to t1* u ma?1 we get call$ to an assembly4 a#ah ,we _h to walk a million hundr$ miles to ! all-purpose room1 : has a dumb "n 2c y c't g scuba div+ 9 "!4 ,neil ! nude kid 0 ! l9e l1d]4 ,alexia 0 ! door hold]4 ,:5 we got to ! all-purpose room1 ,i _h to sit 2t ,&rea & ,emily4 ,u<6 ,&rea's elb[ t\*$ my elb[ = a second1 & ,i ?"\ ,i 0 gonna die4 -----------------------------------#ai ,\r pr9cipal1 ,mr4 ,klutz1 0 wait+ = u on ! /age4 ,he has no hair at all4 ,i m1n .1n"o4 ,i bet 8 h1d slips (f ! pill[ :5 he's try+ to sleep at nioa-,=sy? ,grade ,s*ool 0 lau<+ at me4 ,cle>ly1 y *n don't "k basic hi/ory4 ,i hate to say ?1 b if we don't br+ up \r te/ scores1 \r s*ool is go+ to 2 clos$40 ,i jump$ up f my s1t4 8,yay60 ,i %\t$4 8,no m s*ool6 ,no m s*ool6 ,no m s*ool60 ,i figur$ .1"eybody 0 go+ to jump up f _! s1ts & />t *ant+ -----------------------------------#bb 8,no m s*ool0 ) me4 ,i look$ >.d4 ,nobody else 0 /&+4 ,nobody else 0 *ant+4 ,"eybody 0 look+ at me4 ,oops4 ,i hate :5 t happ5s4 ,i sat back d[n 9 my s1t4 8.1,y probably got all ! answ]s -----------------------------------#bc wr;g1 ,>lo60 ,&rea :isp]$ to me4 8,i bet t's :y \r s*ool did s poorly40 8,yr .1face got all ! answ]s a#bc wr;g10 ,i :isp]$ back at ,&rea4 8,t doesn't ev5 make any s5se1 ,>lo40 8,yr .1face doesn't make any s5se10 ,i told ,&rea4 ,"eybody 0 talk+ & :isp]+ to ea* o!r until ,mr4 ,klutz held up 8 h& & made a p1ce sign1 : m1ns 8%ut up40 8,i h decid$ to br+ 9 a pr(essor f ! local college to help t1* y /ud5ts hi/ory10 he ann\nc$4 8,,:at680 ,"eybody gasp$ ag4 -----------------------------------#bd 8,we don't want to le>n hi/ory f "s bor+ college t1*]10 "sbody yell$4 ,"eybody 0 upset1 ev5 "s ( ! t1*]s4 8,oh1 y're go+ to l ,dr4 ,ni*olas10 ,mr4 ,klutz told u4 8,%e's a _w-fam\s hi/orian :o has travel$ "ey": & writt5 _m books ab hi/ory4 ,%e 0 ev5 on .1,oprah40 ,"eybody gasp$ & sd1 8,,w[10 : is 8,,mom0 upside d[n4 8,:at 0 %e do+ on ,oprah80 #ac ask$ ,ryan4 a#bd 8,%e %d get (f ,oprah10 sd ,mi*ael4 8,oprah cd get hurt10 sd ,alexia4 -----------------------------------#be 8,is ,oprah okay80 sd ,emily4 8,:o's ,oprah80 ,i ask$4 8,dr4 ,ni*olas w 2 com+ 9to yr classroom to t1* y "s basic hi/ory t "eybody %d "k10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,!n a week f td y'll get a *.e to take t te/ ov] ag4 ,i ?9k t ) ! help ( ,dr4 ,ni*olas1 y're go+ to score m* hi<]4 ,& ,i'll 2 able to lau< at ^? o!r pr9cipals4 ,t w 2 ! ic+ on ! cake40 ,m cake8 ,:y is "eybody alw talk+ ab cake8 8,& n[10 ,mr4 ,klutz sd1 ) a big sweep ( 8 >m1 8,i'd l to 9troduce 444 ,dr4 ,ni*olas60 -----------------------------------#bf #d ,! ,gd ,old ,"ds ,dr4 ,ni*olas came \ on ! /age4 ,%e look$ .1r1lly old4 ,%e _h :ite a#bf hair ti$ up 9 a bun 9 ! back1"9 & %e walk$ ) a cane,-r1lly sl[ly4 ,i've se5 .1glaci]s move fa/] ?an ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 ,i cd "333333 "9,:at's up ) t8 ,buns >e = putt+ yr burg] on1 n = putt+ on ! back ( yr h1d4 -----------------------------------#bg h run >.d ! block 9 ! "t x took h] to get to ! middle ( ! /age4 8,w[1 t lady is .1old10 :isp]$ ,ryan4 8,%e's ev5 old] ?an ,mr4 ,dock]10 ,i :isp]$4 ,mr4 ,dock] is \r sci;e t1*]4 ,i ?"\ .1he 0 old4 ,b ,dr4 ,ni*olas -----------------------------------#bh look$ old 5 to 2 ,mr4 ,dock]'s "m6 8,%e m/ "k a lot ab hi/ory1 2c %e's ab a million hundr$ ye>s old10 :isp]$ ,neil ! nude kid4 8,y1h1 %e probably liv$ "? mo/ ( x10 :isp]$ ,alexia4 #ae ,mr4 ,klutz told u to give a#bh ,dr4 ,ni*olas a r.d ( applause1 s we clapp$ \r h&s 9 circles4 8,does anybody h any "qs !y wd l to ask ,dr4 ,ni*olas80 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,y1h1 h[ old >e y80 ,i ask$4 8,t's n a nice "q to ask a p]son1 ,a4,j410 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 -----------------------------------#bi 8,i don't m9d10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,i'm n9ety-two ye>s old & pr\d ( x4 ,h[ old >e .1y1 "y man80 8,i'm eis old10 ,i sd4 8,eis ago ,i drove "o ( 8 3v]tibles40 8,w]e y alive :5 "! 7 d9osaurs80 ask$ ,mi*ael4 8,oh yes10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,in fact1 ,i us$ to ride a d9osaur to s*ool40 a#bi -----------------------------------#cj ,i'm pretty sure t ,dr4 ,ni*olas 0 yank+ \r *a94 ,"eybody "ks "! 7 no s*ools 9 d9osaur "ts4 ,2ss1 x wd 2 h>d to ride a d9osaur4 ,!y don't ev5 make saddles = !m4 ,dr4 ,ni*olas wd h _h to ride ! d9osaur b>eback4 -----------------------------------#ca ,b maybe %e 0 tell+ ! tru?1 2c old p don't usually make jokes4 ,t's ! f/ rule ( 2+ old4 ,ryan /ood up to ask a "q4 8,my dad told me t :5 he 0 a kid1 !y didn't h video games or microwave ov5s or ,fruit ,roll-,ups10 ,ryan sd4 8,:at 0 x l :5 .1y 7 a kid80 8,ah1 ! gd old "ds10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,:5 ,i 0 yr age1 we didn't ev5 h .1,,tv40 ,,:at86 ,"eybody gasp$4 ,no ,,tv8 ,i wd .1die )\t ,,tv4 ,! only gd ?+ ab hav+ no ,,tv is t !y cdn't h ,,tv ,turn(f ,week4 ,! gd old "ds s.d$ l ! .1bad #ag old "ds to me4 ,if ,i liv$ back a#ca !n1 ,i wd -----------------------------------#cb h sat >.d all "d say+1 8,i wi% "sbody wd hurry up & 9v5t ,,tv alr1 2c ,i'm bor$40 8,:at did y />e at all "d80 ask$ ,neil ! nude kid4 8,:at did y d = fun80 8,we w5t \ to play10 repli$ ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 ,,:at86 ,"! 0 a buzz 9 ! all-purpose room4 ,"eybody 0 talk+ to ea* o!r4 8,y m1n1 9 ! \t.1doors80 ask$ ,&rea4 8,yes60 ,"eybody gasp$ ag4 8,didn't y get sunburn$80 ask$ ,&rea4 -----------------------------------#cc 8,didn't yr clo!s get dirty80 ask$ ,emily4 8,:at ab ! bugs80 ask$ ,mi*ael4 8,wasn't x dang]\s80 ask$ ,alexia4 8,w]5't y afraid ( gett+ hit by a c>80 ask$ ,neil ! nude kid4 8,no1 %e 0 afraid ( gett+ hit a#cc by a .1d9osaur10 ,i told ,neil4 8,oh1 x 0 a .1wond];l "t10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,my frs & ,i us$ to play hopscot*1 m>bles1 or hide-&-g-seek4 ,my favorite ?+ to d 0 jump rope4 ,did y "e jump rope80 8,oh y1h10 sd ,ryan4 8,my si/] has an app call$ ,jump ,rope ,simulator on h] i,pad4 ,x's awe"s40 8,dr4 ,ni*olas1 7 y on yr s*ool -----------------------------------#cd jump rope t1m80 ask$ ,&rea4 8,oh1 we didn't h a t1m10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,we j jump$ rope = ! fun ( x1 \ 9 ! /reet40 8,y play$ .79 ! /reet86.'0 we all %\t$4 ,n[ ,i .1knew %e 0 yank+ \r *a94 ,y wd h to 2 .1crazy to play 9 ! /reet6 ,i bet %e made up all t /uff ab rid+ d9osaurs & ,abraham ,l9coln's 3v]tible4 8,my frs & ,i wd jump rope .1any":10 ,dr4 ,ni*olas told u4 8,in fact1 #ai ,i feel l jump+ rope "r .1n[40 a#cd ,t's :5 ! weirde/ ?+ 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w happ5$4 ,dr4 ,ni*olas pull$ a rope \ ( h] pocket4 ,!n -----------------------------------#ce %e swung x ov] h] h1d & />t$ jump+ ov] x4 ,dr4 ,ni*olas is ridicul\s6 -----------------------------------#cf #e ,\r ,f/ ,hi/ory ,lesson ,af lun* ,dr4 ,ni*olas came 9to \r classroom4 8,cle> (f yr desks10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,x's "t = \r f/ hi/ory lesson ) ,dr4 ,ni*olas40 8,yay60 %\t$ all ! girls4 8,boo60 %\t$ all ! boys4 -----------------------------------#cg ,u<1 ,i hate hi/ory4 ,hi/ory is dumb4 ,:y d we h to le>n ab /uff t alr happ5$8 ,:o c>es ab a bun* ( d1d dudes :o di$ a million hundr$ ye>s ago8 ,mr4 ,granite sd he wd 2 back a#cg 9 a half an h\r4 ,he w5t to ! t1*]s' l\nge1 : is a secret room ne> ! front (fice ": no kids >e all[$4 ,my fr ,billy1 :o lives >.d ! corn]1 told me ! t1*]s g to ! t1*]s' l\nge to relax 9 a big hot tub :ile s]vants 9 ba?+ suits fe$ !m grapes4 ,dr4 ,ni*olas pick$ up a m>k] & wrote ,,,hi/ory is fun6,' on ! :itebo>d4 -----------------------------------#ch 8,td10 %e sd1 8we're go+ to le>n ab ! hi/ory ( ! toilet b[l40 .1,,:at86 8,toilet b[ls h a hi/ory80 ask$ ,ryan4 8,( c\rse60 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8.1,"ey?+ has a hi/ory40 8,toilet b[ls >e 4gu/+10 sd ,emily1 wr9kl+ up h] nose4 8,i ?"\ hi/ory 0 all ab w>s10 sd ,&rea1 8& ! grt m5 & wom5 :o *ang$ ! _w40 8,hi/ory is ab .1"ey?+ t came #ba 2f u & made ! _w :at x is td10 a#ch sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,& t 9cludes toilet b[ls4 ,did y "e he> -----------------------------------#ci ! /ory ( ,tom ,crapp]80 ,"eybody lau<$ 2c ,dr4 ,ni*olas sd ! ^w 8crapp]40 ,my mom told me t's a bad ^w t ,i %d n"e say to anybody4 8,wait a m9ute60 ,neil sd1 jump+ \ ( 8 s1t4 8,>e y go+ to tell u t ! guy :o 9v5t$ ! toilet b[l 0 "nd ,crapp]80 8,no10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,simple toilet b[ls h be5 >.d = _m c5turies4 ,! f/ toilet y cd .1flu% 0 9v5t$ back 9 #aeif by a man "nd ,john ,h>r+ton40 ,s ! toilet b[l 0 9v5t$ by a guy "nd ,john4 ,t made s5se4 -----------------------------------#dj 8,:at did ,tom ,crapp] d !n80 ask$ ,mi*ael4 ,"eybody lau<$ 2c ,mi*ael sd ! ^w 8crapp]0 ag4 ,x's impossible to say ! ^w 8crapp]0 )\t lau<+4 ,t's ! f/ rule ( 2+ a kid4 8,tom ,crapp] 0 born 9 #ahcf1 #da 9 ,5gl&10 ,dr4 ,ni*olas told u4 8,his "f 0 a /1mboat capta94 ,:5 ,tom 0 f\rte51 he w5t to "w = a plumb] 9 ,london4 ,by ! "t he 0 tw5ty-five1 he [n$ 8 [n plumb+ %op4 ,back 9 ^? "ds1 p didn't ev5 .1talk ab toilets1 & only v ri* p [n$ "o40 8,:at did "eybody else use80 ask$ ,ryan4 8,(t5 !y us$ a hole 9 ! gr.d10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,gross60 "eybody %\t$4 8,dur+ ! #ahhjs1 ,tom ,crapp] improv$ on ! flu%+ toilet b[l10 -----------------------------------#db sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,he al op5$ up a %op & sold toilet b[ls to ! public4 ,= ! f/ "t1 regul> p cd g -----------------------------------#dc to ! /ore & buy a toilet b[l4 ,& ! re/ is 9door plumb+ hi/ory40"9 8,,w[10 we all sd1 : is 8,,mom0 upside d[n4 8,td1 ( c\rse1 we all h toilet #bc b[ls 9 \r [n homes10 sd ,dr4 a#dc ,ni*olas1 8& we [e x all to ,tom ,crapp]40 ,i jump$ up f my s1t4 8,hooray = ,tom ,crapp]60 ,i %\t$4 8,crapp]6 ,crapp]6 ,crapp]60 ,i figur$ .1"eybody 0 go+ to jump up f _! s1ts & />t *ant+ 8,crapp]60 ) me4 ,i look$ >.d4 ,nobody else 0 "333333 "9,i d>e y to /& up "r n[1 :]"e y >e1 & %\t1 8,hooray = 9door plumb+60 -----------------------------------#dd /&+4 ,nobody else 0 *ant+4 ,"eybody 0 look+ at me4 ,i hate :5 t happ5s4 ,i sat back d[n 9 my s1t4 8,i / say toilet b[ls >e 4gu/+10 sd ,emily4 8,y "k :at's ev5 .1m 4gu/+ ?an toilet b[ls80 ask$ ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,:at80 we all ask$4 8.1,no toilet b[ls60 %e sd4 8,imag9e h[ ! _w wd 2 di6]5t if we didn't h toilet b[ls40 8,we wd probably / 2 us+ a a#dd hole 9 ! gr.d10 sd ,neil ! nude kid4 ,dr4 ,ni*olas told u lots m cool /uff ab ! hi/ory ( toilet b[ls4 ,! girls -----------------------------------#de 7 gross$ \1 b ! boys all ?"\ x 0 hil>i\s4 ,j ab any?+ to d ) toilet b[ls is hil>i\s4 ,t's :5 ! door op5$4 ,mr4 ,granite came back in4 ,i cdn't 2lieve a half h\r _h g"o by s fa/4 8,i guess \r hi/ory lesson is ov]10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,yay60 %\t$ all ! girls4 8,boo60 %\t$ all ! boys4 8,we want to le>n m ab ! hi/ory ( toilet b[ls60 sd ,ryan4 8,y1h1 toilet b[ls >e .1cool10 sd ,mi*ael4 8,:o 9v5t$ toilet pap]1 ,dr4 ,ni*olas80 ask$ ,neil ! nude kid4 -----------------------------------#df 8,we c 4cuss t ano!r "t10 %e sd z %e left ! room4 #be ,mr4 ,granite told u to op5 a#df \r ma? books1 b ,i cdn't /op ?9k+ ab ,tom ,crapp] & 8 toilet b[l4 ,t's :5 ,i came up ) ! funnie/ joke 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w4 ,d y "k :at ,tom ,crapp] us$ to draw 8 f/ toilet b[l8 ,a numb] two p5cil6 ,get x8 ,no wond] ,i'm 9 ! gift$ & tal5t$ program4 ,i %d get ! ,no ,bell ,prize = t "o4"9 "333333 "9,?at's a prize !y give \ to p :o don't h bells4 -----------------------------------#dg #f ,\r ,second ,hi/ory ,lesson ,my "n is ,a4,j4 & ,i .1love hi/ory4 ,hi/ory is .1cool4 ,i _h no idea t y cd le>n ab ! hi/ory ( ! toilet b[l & /uff4 ,! next "d1 "r af we f9i%$ pl$g+ ! allegi.e1 ,dr4 ,ni*olas came a#dg 9to \r classroom ag4 8,x's "t = ano!r hi/ory lesson10 -----------------------------------#dh sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,yay60 %\t$ all ! boys4 8,boo60 %\t$ all ! girls4 ,mr4 ,granite w5t to ! t1*]s' l\nge & sd he'd 2 back 9 a half an h\r4 8,:at >e we go+ to le>n ab td80 ,i ask$ ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,! hi/ory ( ! ur9al80 8,c we le>n ab ! hi/ory ( snot80 ask$ ,mi*ael4 8,i've alw wond]$ ": x came f40 8,x comes f yr nose1 dumbh1d10 sd ,neil ! nude kid4 8,oh1 snap60 sd ,ryan4 8,w y t1* u ab ! hi/ory ( f>t+80 ,i ask$4 8,i bet t's r1lly 9t]e/+40 -----------------------------------#di ,we al su7e/$ t ,dr4 ,ni*olas t1* u ab ! hi/ory ( burp+1 ma7ots1 snakes1 & b>f4 8,y boys >e gross60 sd ,&rea4 #bg 8,i don't ?9k ,i l hi/ory a#di anymore40 8,me nei10 sd ,emily1 :o alw agrees ) "ey?+ ,&rea says4 8,t's too bad10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas1 82c td we're go+ to le>n ab ! hi/ory ( 444 ,b>bie60 .1,,:at86 ,b>bie86 ,i didn't want to le>n ab ! hi/ory ( ,b>bie4 ,b>bie is = girls4 8,i love ,b>bie60 ,&rea %\t$1 all excit$4 8,me too60 sd ,emily4 8,b>bie has a hi/ory80 -----------------------------------#ej 8,oh yes60 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8.1,"ey?+ has a hi/ory4 ,x all />t$ 9 a ,cali=nia g>age back 9 ! #aidjs4 4440 ,me & ! guys cov]$ \r e>s & made humm+ noises s we wdn't h to he> ab ! hi/ory ( ,b>bie4 ,b x didn't "w4 ,i / he>d e ^w4 8444 ,back 9 ^? "ds1 ,ru? & ,elliot ,h&l] [n$ a company call$ ,mattel t made picture frames10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 a#ej 8,isn't ,mattel a toy company80 ask$ ,alexia4 8,x wasn't back !n10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,b !y us$ ! extra scraps ( wood to make doll furniture4 ,soon !y 4cov]$ t !y 7 mak+ m m"oy -----------------------------------#ea f ! doll furniture ?an ! picture frames4 ,s !y swit*$ to mak+ toys40 8,t's 9t]e/+60 sd ,&rea4 8,tell u m60 sd ,emily4 ,i ?"\ ,i 0 gonna die4 8,back !n10 ,dr4 ,ni*olas w5t on1 8mo/ dolls 7 baby dolls4 ,b ,ru? & ,elliot ,h&l] w5t on a trip to ,switz]l&1 & "o "d !y saw an adult doll call$ ,lilli 9 a /ore4 ,!y br"\ "o home = _! daue .1s immature1 ,>lo60 sd ,&rea4 8,i bet _! daubie40 8,t's "r60 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 #bi 8,s 9 a#ea -----------------------------------#eb #aiei1 ,ru? & ,elliot decid$ to make ! f/ ,b>bie doll4 ,x 0 elev5 & a half 9*es tall1 & x sold = ?ree doll>s4 ,x 2came ! mo/ popul> doll 9 -----------------------------------#ec ! _w4 ,two ye>s lat]1 !y came \ ) ,b>bie's boyfr1 ,k51 & he 0 "nd af _! son40 ,dr4 ,ni*olas w5t on & on talk+ ab ! hi/ory ( ,b>bie4 ,i ?"\ ! half an h\r wd n"e 5d4 ,i kept look+ at ! clock & wait+ = ,mr4 ,granite to come back f ! t1*]s' l\nge4 8,>e ,ru? & ,elliot ,h&l] / alive80 ask$ ,&rea4 8,no10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,ru? pass$ away 9 #bjjb1 & ,elliot di$ 9 #bjaa4 ,b ,b>bie lives on4 ,mattel has sold m ?an a .1billion ,b>bie dolls1 & e ?ree seconds ano!r "o is sold40 -----------------------------------#ed 8,hi/ory is 9t]e/+60 sd ,ll ,miss ,p]fect4 ,i hate hi/ory4 a#ed 8,oh1 ,i alm =got10 ,dr4 ,ni*olas sd4 8,af a few ye>s1 ,elliot decid$ t he want$ a toy = boys4 ,s he came up ) ! idea ( r1l-look+ ll metal c>s4 ,& 9 #aifh1 ,hot ,:eels 0 born40 -----------------------------------#ee ,,:at86 ,! same p :o 9v5t$ ,b>bie al 9v5t$ ,hot ,:eels86 8,tell u ab ! hi/ory ( ,hot ,:eels60 sd ,ryan4 8,y1h60 %\t$ all ! boys4 8,well1 x all />t$ back in,-0 ,dr4 ,ni*olas didn't get ! *.e to f9i% h] s5t;e1 2c ,mr4 ,granite came back f ! t1*]s' l\nge4 8,i'm afraid we're \ ( "t10 ,dr4 ,ni*olas sd4 8,we'll le>n m ab hi/ory tm40 8,yay60 "eybody %\t$4 8,i'm r1lly glad we're le>n+ all ab hi/ory10 sd ,&rea4 8,b we ne$ to prep>e = ! big te/40 -----------------------------------#ef 8,y1h1 if we don't d bett] on #ca ! te/ next week1 ! s*ool w 2 a#ef clos$10 sd ,alexia4 8,don't worry ab t silly te/10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,x w 2 a piece ( cake40 ,m cake8 ,maybe !y 7 go+ to give u a te/ ) all ! "qs writt5 9 ! ic+ ( a cake4 ,at ,ryan's bir?"d "py la/ ye>1 "! 0 a cake ) a photo ( ,ryan's face on x4 ,i got to eat ,ryan's eyeball4 ,x 0 cool4 ,all t talk ab cake 0 gett+ me hungry4 ,t 0 gd1 2c x 0 "t = lun*4 -----------------------------------#eg #g ,! ,tru? ,ab ,dr4 ,ni*olas ,we h lun* 9 ! vomitorium4 ,x us$ to 2 call$ ! cafetorium until "s kid ?rew up 9 "! la/ ye>4 ,x 0 gross4 ,i sat ) ! guys & ,alexia4 ,!n ,&rea & ,emily came ov]1 & we _h to squeeze tgr to make room = !m4 ,mi*ael _h a p1nut butt] & #eh jelly s&wi*4 ,alexia _h a p1nut butt] & jelly s&wi*4 ,neil ! nude kid _h a p1nut butt] & jelly s&wi*4 ,j ab "eybody _h a p1nut butt] & jelly s&wi*4 ,"eybody except me4 ,i _h a piece ( cake4 ,i held x up = "eybody to see4 8,n[ .1? is a piece ( cake60 ,i told !m4 ,naturally1 we all />t$ talk+ ab ,dr4 ,ni*olas & h[ weird %e was4 8,if %e's a r1l doctor10 ,i sd1 8%e %d cure sick p4 ,t's :at doctors d40 8,maybe %e cur$ sick p 9 hi/ory10 sd ,neil4 8,%e's ! weirde/ hi/ory t1*] 9 -----------------------------------#ei hi/ory10 ,ryan sd4 8,y1h10 ,mi*ael sd4 8,i bet nobody else t1*es ! hi/ory ( toilet b[ls & ,b>bie dolls40 8,maybe %e's n a r1l hi/ory t1*] at all10 ,i sd4 8,did y "e ?9k ab t80 #cc 8,:at d y m1n1 ,a4,j480 ask$ #fj ,alexia4 8,well1 maybe ,dr4 ,ni*olas kidnapp$ \r r1l hi/ory t1*]10 ,i sd4 8,old ladies don't kidnap p10 ,neil sd4 8,old ladies don't jump rope ei10 ,i told hm4 8,dr4 ,ni*olas probably kidnapp$ \r r1l hi/ory t1*] & s5t h] back 9 "t ) a "t ma*9e40 8,/op try+ to sc>e ,emily10 sd ,&rea4 8,i'm sc>$60 sd ,emily4 8,y1h1 "r n[ \r r1l hi/ory t1*] is probably 2+ tortur$ 9 a ca/le dur+ ! #acth c5tury4 ,/uff l t happ5s all ! "t1 y "k40 8,we've got to .1d "s?+60 %\t$ -----------------------------------#fa ,emily1 & !n %e w5t runn+ \ ( ! vomitorium4 ,i slapp$ my h1d4 ,%ee%1 get a grip6 ,t girl w fall = any?+4 -----------------------------------#fb ,af ,emily left1 ,&rea 0 sitt+ "! ) h] worri$ face on4 a#fb 8,:at's ! matt] ) y80 ,i ask$4 8,did y lose yr 5cyclop$ia80 8,no1 ,i'm worri$ ab \r s*ool10 ,&rea told me4 8,in j two "ds1 we h to take t te/ ag4 ,mr4 ,klutz sd ! s*ool w close if we don't d bett]4 ,b we're n go+ to d v well if we only le>n ab ! hi/ory ( toilet b[ls & ,b>bie dolls40 ,i r1liz$ ,&rea 0 "r = once 9 h] life4 ,le>n+ ab ! hi/ory ( toilet b[ls & ,b>bie dolls 0 cool1 b x wdn't help u on ! te/4 ,& if we fail$ ag1 ,ella ,m5try ,s*ool wd 2 -----------------------------------#fc %ut d[n ="e4 ,!n we'd h to g to ,dirk ,s*ool1 : is a s*ool = dorks on ! o!r side ( t[n4 8,:at >e we go+ to d80 ask$ ,alexia4 8,b1ts me10 sd ,neil ! nude kid4 ,neil look$ at me4 ,i look$ at ,ryan4 ,ryan look$ at ,mi*ael4 ,mi*ael look$ at ,&rea4 ,&rea look$ at ,neil4 ,"eybody 0 look+ at ea* o!r4 ,we 7 9 tr\ble4 #ce #fd #h ,! ,/udy ,buddies 8,we %d =m a /udy gr\p60 ,i cdn't 2lieve ^? ^ws actually came \ ( my m\?4 ,b x made s5se4 ,we all knew :at 0 go+ to 2 on ! te/4 ,if we le>n$ ! answ]s tgr1 we'd get !m all "r1 & we cd save \r s*ool4 -----------------------------------#fe 8,let's h ! /udy gr\p at .1my h\se af s*ool ? afn60 sd ,&rea4 8,we c call \rvs ! ,/udy ,buddies60 ,u<6 ,"o "t1 ,i _h to put on a jacket & tie & g to ,&rea's h\se = h] bir?"d "py4 ,i 0 s bor$ t ,i />t$ ?r[+ snails 9to ! g>bage c & hit ,emily 9 ! h1d ) "o4 ,b ,i agre$ to g ov] to ,&rea's h\se ag to save \r s*ool4 8,mom10 ,i sd :5 ,i got home1 8c y drive me ov] to ,&rea's h\se80 8,:at860 my "m %\t$4 8,y alw say y don't l ,&rea4 ,:y d y want to g ov] to h] h\se80 a#fe 8,we're hav+ a /udy gr\p40 -----------------------------------#ff 8,,:at860 ,my mom ru%$ ov] & put h] h& on my =eh1d4 ,moms >e alw putt+ _! h&s on yr =eh1d4 ,nobody "ks :y4 8,>e y feel+ okay1 ,a4,j48 ,y alw say y .1hate /udy+6 ,maybe y're com+ d[n ) "s?+4 ,y ne$ to re/ 9 b$40 8,no60 ,i told h]4 8,i ne$ to get to ,&rea's h\se "r away6 ,x's .1v important60 -----------------------------------#fg ,my mom drove me ov] to ,&rea's h\se4 8,hi ,>lo60 ,&rea sd :5 %e op5$ ! door4 8,y're ! f/ "o "h4 ,come on in4 ,let's g to my room40 ,my mom w5t to ! kit*5 to make *it*at ) ,&rea's mom4 ,&rea took me up/airs to h] room4 ,x 0 ! weirde/ place 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w4 ,"! 7 books & 5cyclop$ias & ,b>bies & all k9ds ( p9k /uff .1"ey":4 ,i ?"\ ,i 0 gonna die4 ,luckily1 ! doorbell rang4 ,x #cg 0 ,ryan & ,mi*ael4 ,&rea & ,i a#fg ran d[n/airs to let !m in4 8.1,oooooh60 ,ryan sd4 8,a4,j4 got to ,&rea's -----------------------------------#fh h\se .1f/4 ,!y m/ 2 9 .1love60 8,:5 >e y two ,/udy ,buddies gonna get m>ri$80 ask$ ,mi*ael4 ,if ^? guys w]5't my be/ frs1 ,i wd hate !m4 ,soon ! o!rs %[$ up1 & we w5t to ,&rea's base;t4 ,& y'll n"e 2lieve 9 a million hundr$ ye>s :at 0 d[n "!4 ,a classroom6 ,"! 0 a big :itebo>d on ! wall1 & desks1 5cyclop$ias1 po/]s1 & a comput]4 ,"! 0 ev5 a flag1 s ,&rea cd pl$ge ! allegi.e at home4 ,:o has a classroom 9 _! base;t8 -------------------------------#fi-#gj ,:at is ,&rea's problem8 ,we all took s1ts4 ,&rea w5t up to ! :itebo>d & wrote ,,,hi/ory is fun6,' on x4 8,i'd l to call ? meet+ ( ! ,/udy ,buddies to ord]10 %e sd4 8,:o a#gj c tell me ! "n ( ! f/ presid5t80 8,wait a m9ute10 ,i %\t$1 8y're n a t1*]60 8,b ,i "k all ! answ]s = ! te/1 ,>lo10 ,&rea sd4 8,d .1y80 8,sure ,i d10 ,i told h]4 8,oh1 y1h80 ,&rea sd4 8,:o 0 ! f/ presid5t80 8,abraham ,l9coln10 ,i sd4 8,s nah-nah-nah boo-boo on y40 -----------------------------------#ga ,"eybody lau<$ ev5 ?\< ,i didn't say any?+ funny4 8,x 0 ,george ,wa%+ton1 dumbh1d10 ,neil :isp]$ to me4 8,i knew t10 ,i li$4 ,bumm] 9 ! summ]6 ,i want$ to g to ,ant>ctica & live ) ! p5gu9s4 ,we w5t ov] all ! "qs t 7 on ! te/1 & ,i f.d \ t ,i got a few ( !m wr;g ! f/ "t4 ,i le>n$ t we f"\ ,5gl& 9 ! ,revolu;n>y ,w>4 ,n ! ,galactic ,empire4 ,i le>n$ t if ! presid5t dies1 ! vice presid5t 2comes #ci presid5t4 ,n ,*uck ,norris4 ,i a#ga le>n$ t ,?omas ,$ison 9v5t$ ! lie "w+ v h>d10 ,&rea's mom told u4 8,y cd 2 home play+ video games & hav+ fun4 ,b "h y >e le>n+ ab hi/ory40 8,i'm s pr\d ( y60 sd my mom4 ,%e 0 j ab to cry1 s ,i 0 -----------------------------------#gc all[$ to eat five cookies4 ,soon ! o!r p>5ts %[$ up to take "eybody home4 ,we _h le>n$ all k9ds ( hi/ory /uff t we didn't "k 2f4 ,i 0 r1dy to kick butt on ! a#gc big te/4"9 "333333 "9,gr[n-ups get mad :5 y say 8butt40 ,nobody "ks :y4 -----------------------------------#gd #i ,! ,"t ,boat ,:5 we got to s*ool ! next morn+1 "! 0 a sign on \r classroom door4 444 ,,,g to ! sci;e room,' ,hmmm1 t 0 weird4 ,we w5t to ! sci;e room1 : is -----------------------------------#ge all ! way at ! o!r 5d ( ! s*ool4 ,& y'll n"e guess 9 a million hundr$ guesses :at 0 9 ! middle ( ! sci;e room4 ,wr;g4 ,x 0 a boat6 ,,:at86 ,a giant r[boat 0 9 ! middle ( #da ! room6 ,x 0 ! weirde/ ?+ 9 ! a#ge hi/ory ( ! _w6 ,mrs4 ,yonk]s1 \r comput] t1*]1 0 9 ! sci;e room too1 al;g ) ,mr4 ,dock] & ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,": did y get a boat80 ,i ask$4 8,f ,r5t-,a-,boat10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,y c r5t any?+4 ,b ? isn't j .1any old boat4 ,x's a .1"t boat40 -----------------------------------#gf 8,:at's a "t boat80 ask$ ,&rea4 8,a "t boat is a boat t travels "? "t10 sd ,mr4 ,dock]4 8,mrs4 ,yonk]s & ,i 9v5t$ a "t ma*9e1 ) ! help ( ,dr4 ,ni*olas ( c\rse40 8,>e we go+ to travel "? "t80 ask$ ,alexia4 8,yes60 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,i figur$ ! be/ way = y *n to le>n hi/ory wd 2 to g "! & see x = yrf40 8,yay60 we all %\t$4 ,travel+ "? "t is ! coole/4 ,i saw a movie once ab a guy :o travel$ back 9 "t4 ,:5 he got "!1 he kill$ 8 "m by a3id5t4 ,s he 0 n"e born4 ,t movie 0 weird4 #gg 8,wait a m9ute10 sd ,mi*ael4 8,:y d we ne$ a boat8 ,:y didn't y j build a "t ma*9e \ ( a ph"o boo? or a c>80 8,2c ! :ole class c't fit 9side a ph"o boo? or a c>10 sd ,mrs4 ,yonk]s4 8,hop in60 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 ,we all climb$ 9to ! "t boat4 ,i sat 9 ! front ) ! guys & ,alexia4 ,&rea & ,emily sat 9 ! back4 8,": >e we go+80 ask$ ,neil ! nude kid4 8,y w 2 travel+ back to ! ye> #aggf10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 ,%e 0 fiddl+ ) a bun* ( knobs on ! 3trol -------------------------------#gh-#hj panel ( ! "t boat4 8,>e y com+ ) u80 ask$ ,ryan4 8,oh no10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,"!'s no room = gr[n-ups 9 ! "t boat40 8,d we ne$ to paddle or any?+80 ask$ ,mi*ael4 8,no4 ,j hold on tig+ at ea* o!r ) spe>s :ile we ate *ick54 ,t place 0 weird4 8,i'm sc>$60 sd ,emily1 :o is sc>$ ( "ey?+4 -----------------------------------#ha 8,don't 2 afraid10 sd ,dr4 ,ni*olas4 8,y h no?+ to fe> b fe> xf40 8,:at does t m1n80 ,i ask$4 8,b1ts me10 sd ,ryan4 8,on yr m>k10 yell$ all ! gr[n-ups1 8get set 444 ,,g60 ,sudd5ly1 ! lik1 ,i cdn't see my [n h& 9 front ( my face4 ,!n "! 0 a buzz+ s.d1 & ! "t boat 2gan to rumble & %ake4 ,"! 0 electric;y 9 ! air4 ,well1 n r1lly4 ,if "! 0 electric;y 9 ! air1 we wd all die4 8,help60 yell$ all ! girls4 ,"eybody 0 fr1k+ \4 ,we 7 go+ back 9 "t6 ,i held on to ! side ( ! "t boat4 ,"! 7 #hb fla%+ yell[ lis onto a flag4 ,%e look$ a lot l \r libr>ian1 ,mrs4 ,roopy4 8,:o >e y80 ask$ ,&rea4 8,i'm ,betsy ,ross10 ! lady repli$4 8,w[60 ,i sd4 8,my mom loves yr s;g ,8,/op6 ,9 ,! ,"n ,( ,love4,00 8,t's .1,diana ,ross1 dumbh1d60 sd ,ryan4 8,y look a lot l ,mrs4 ,roopy10 sd ,neil4 -----------------------------------#hc 8,n"e he>d ( h]10 sd ! lady :o call$ h]f ,betsy ,ross4 8,:at >e y do+80 ask$ ,emily4 8,:at does x look l80 ,betsy ,ross sd4 8,i'm mak+ an ,am]ican flag40 -----------------------------------#hd 8,:y don't y j g to a /ore & #de .1buy a flag80 ,i ask$ h]4 a#hd 8,!y don't sell ,am]ican flags 9 /ores "h 9 #aggf10 ,betsy ,ross told u4 8,i'm mak+ ! f/ "o4 ,y see1 we coloni/s >e sick & tir$ ( ,briti% rule4 ,s we're />t+ a revolu;n40 ,betsy ,ross told u all ab ! ,revolu;n>y ,w>4 ,b sudd5ly1 :ile %e 0 talk+1 ! lit$ %ak+ & rumbl+4 ,"! 7 b"r lik10 sd ,neil4 8,d y ?9k we .1r1lly travel$ "? 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